Author: My Dog
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…The Unforgivable Drinking Fountain Betrayal
The Owner’s Side Guys, I’m going to hit you with the facts straight away, no meandering, no preface. I got Bella a drinking fountain. Yup, you heard me. No longer would she drink stale…
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…The Tragedy of the Temporary Tattoo Toy
The Owner’s Side Motherhood teaches you to embrace the bizarre miracles of life, like how a tiny rubber ball can bring endless joy to a furball. So when The Hungry Puppy included a set…
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… Third Sock’s the Charm: The Unmatched Betrayal
The Owner’s Side It started innocently enough. There was something irresistibly cute about my pup, Rocky, darting around the house with one of my socks clutched in his jaws. He’d nose out a lone,…
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…Doggy Drama: The Unintentional Beach Snub
Owner’s Perspective It was finally here – the summer vacation we’d all been waiting for. The beach, the sun, and the relaxation were supposed to be a paradise. A much-needed break from our tireless…
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…The Day the Squeaky Toy Went Silent: A Tragic Tale of Unexpected Betrayal
Owner’s Perspective I am a parent of many stuffed animals; some are large, some are hairy, and some have a tough-guy exterior. But the darling of our collection (and Buster’s favorite) was a little…
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… The Day I Decided to Skip the Park
Owner’s Perspective I was tired. It had been one of those days. You know the ones: the deadlines keep punching you, the car refuses to start, your coffee tastes like burnt rubber, and your…
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…The Case of the Unexpected Pool Party
Owner’s Perspective I thought it would be a fantastic idea. That’s how it all started. What could spell more fun than a surprise pool party on a hot summer day? I even splurged on…
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… The Day of the Forgotten Fetch
Owner’s Perspective Yesterday was a beautiful day — perfect weather for a trip to the park with Cooper. Everyone would be there: the fluffy Pomeranian from the next block over, the droopy-eyed Basset Hound,…
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…The Unbearable Indignity of Hiccups
Owner’s Perspective Look, we all get hiccups. It’s a small, temporary annoyance. You drink some water, maybe get startled by something, and they’re gone. Hiccups are inconvenient, sure, but they’re not the end of…
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… The Day I Skipped the Bedtime Story
Owner’s Perspective It was just a long, tiring day. Work was in full swing, trying to close my end of the fiscal quarter. You know the ones that make you just want to slip…