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…When “Drop it” Dropped the Ball
The Owner’s Perspective This morning, I decided to test an essential command – the “drop it.” I thought I had trained my lovely Max just right. I was confident, Max was obedient, what could…
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…The Day I Masked “Rex’s” Scent
Owner’s Perspective Scent is everything to our dog, Rex. Some might even call him a connoisseur of smells. His sniffer can detect a week-old chicken bone buried yards away… and my hidden stash of…
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…The Great Outfit Outrage: How a Sweater Summoned the Silent Treatment
Owner’s Perspective I just thought it would be cute (and a little hilarious) to snap a few pictures of Max in an adorable puppy sweater featuring an all-too-jolly snowman. I mean, who doesn’t love…
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… The Unforgivable Sin of Singing Off-Key
Owner’s Perspective We all have moments in our lives when we’re convinced we’re the next Mariah Carey. It usually happens when our favorite tunes play, and we just can’t help but unleash the songbird…
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… The Day I Forgot the Fetch Frisbee
The Owner’s Perspective Talk about forgetting a birthday — I forgot something as simple as my dog’s frisbee. Not out of mischief, but in an absent-minded rush of trying to juggle work calls, emails,…
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…The Inconvenience of Naptime Interruptions: A Tragedy in Three Acts
The Owner’s Side Picture this, you’ve been working from home, your dog by your side, all day. Everything’s going swimmingly – you’re smashing deadlines, the dog’s napping (nonetheless adorably), just a perfect balance. Until…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist