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…The Day the Frisbee Got Lost
Owner’s Perspective Three simple words: ‘Lost the frisbee.’ It was a sunny afternoon; the perfect day for a trip to the park. Max, my golden retriever, had been captivating me with his ever so…
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…The Tale of the Too-Short Playtime
Owner’s Story It was just meant to be a little harmless fun — a little fetch in the backyard after dinner as we do most nights. With a laugh and a cheerful “go get…
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…The Great Deception: The Day I Brought Home a Plush Toy
The Owner’s Side Let’s face it: we all engage in a little harmless mischief every now and then. For instance, the “oh I didn’t know this was your favorite shirt” kind of mischief, or…
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… The Great Outdoor Surprise That Shocked Max
The Owner’s Side: I thought it would be a delightful surprise. I’d been cooped up at home for days, able to hear nothing but the ticking clock, and Max’s jingling collar. So one sunny…
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…Why Modern Day Canine Kazoos are a Must (Even if the Dog Disagrees)
Owner’s Perspective Everyone loves a party. At least, that’s what I thought. But apparently, to my big-hearted basset hound, Rocky, not every type of party paraphernalia is appreciated. You see, the other day I…
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…The Great Dog Tag Caper: A Reminder of Who’s Who in This Relationship
Owner’s Perspective It’s easy to forget the importance of a dog tag, especially when your pup, Daisy, is a well-trained, stay-in-the-yard kind of dog. So when her tag just went missing one day, I…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist