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…When Dinner Was Not Up To Par: A Tale of Canine Critique
Owner’s Perspective Picture this: it’s been a long, exhausting day. The kind of day where the only thing you want to do when you get home is to crawl into bed and fall into…
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…When A Tennis Ball Isn’t Enough: The Trials & Tribulations of Toy Betrayal
Owner’s Perspective Here’s the thing: When Rex, my loyal, never-leave-your-side-for-more-than-three-seconds retriever, looks at me with those big, endearing eyes, it’s like he’s saying, “I trust you to make the best decisions for me.” Little…
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…The Unforgivable Water Bowl Incident
Owner’s Perspective Here’s the thing — they say that boredom is the mother of invention. They also say that necessity is the father of invention. And, well, let’s just say that in my house,…
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… The Smell of Betrayal: Eau de Another Dog
Owner’s Perspective Okay, so here’s the story. Let’s just say I have a friend who recently got a puppy (yeah, I know — crazy cute!). Now, being the dog-obsessed person that I am, I…
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…The Day I Forgot To Buy The Treats
The Owner’s Side Today, it was just one of those days. The kind where you spend most of it running errands and your to-do list seems endless. On days like these, a pot of…
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…When the Barks of Betrayal Echoed Through the Park
Owner’s Perspective I had been so proud of Bella. We’d been working on her leash training, and it was finally paying off. After a six-week dog training course, she was finally walking beside me…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist