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…The Great Stuffed Toy Disappearance: A Tale of Lovestruck Loyalty and Retail Redemption
Owner’s Perspective It all started with a deceptively innocent question: “Why does our sweet Bella have so many stuffed toys?” You know the kind—the squeaky ones that leave your eardrums buzzing. With Bella, those…
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… The Tale of the Unfulfilled Park Promise
Owner’s Perspective Let me start by saying, I’m not a bad person. Or at least, I didn’t think I was until the events of yesterday unfolded. To cut a long story short, I might…
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… The T-Shirt Trauma: When Love Turns into a Costume Parade
The Owner’s Side It was a simple, well-intentioned idea: ‘The Martinez Family Reunion, Matching Custom T-Shirts Edition!’ seemed like a fun twist to our yearly gathering (and you know how we all adore coordinated…
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…The Day I Decided to Deep Clean the House
Owner’s Perspective I love a spotlessly clean house, you know, the kind that gleams in the sunlight and smells of lavender and citrus. A house offering the promise of a relaxing evening curled up…
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…The Day I Forgot to Go to the Dog Park
The Owner’s Side Let’s rewind to this morning. It’s Tuesday, yoga day. My day to find zen in a world of zoom meetings and endless laundry. Normally, Baxter and I go to dog park…
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…The Dreaded Bath Time Betrayal
Owner’s Perspective Let me start with a confession: I withheld a bath from Benny, my lovable mud-adventure enthusiast, for far too long. Don’t judge me! Between work deadlines, kid’s schedules, and, oh yeah, a…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist