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… The Crime of Choosing the Wrong Toy
Owner’s Perspective Confession time: I bought a new toy. The latest, greatest, most fun-filled, boredom-busting dog toy on the market. It squeaks. It bounces. It even has a hidden treat compartment for endless stimulation.…
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…The Day My Dog Cried Foul Over the Football Game
Owner’s Perspective As a devout sports enthusiast, Super Bowl Sunday is like a religious holiday in our house. I don my jersey, prepare a table of snacks enough to feed a small army, and…
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…That Time I Couldn’t Find Mr. Squeaker (and Nearly Lost My Best Friend)
Owner’s Perspective Let me start by stating the obvious: dogs and their toys share a profound bond, an unwavering devotion that is hard to compare. And when it came to Buster and his beloved…
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…Trail of Broken Promises
Owner’s Perspective Every day, it’s the same routine. I refill Lola’s food dish, refresh her water and wipe her treats bowl clean. Then, dutifully, I sprinkle her favorite peanut butter treats in the sparkling…
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…When The Squeaky Toy Went Mute: A Tale Of Unrequited Playfulness
Owner’s Perspective I wouldn’t have expected it to be such a crime. Who knew that purchasing a noiseless, squeak-free chew toy could qualify as a misdemeanor in the canine’s book of laws? But there…
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…When “Fetch” Became a Faux Pas: A Dog Owner’s Dilemma
Owner’s Perspective So, you get a new dog toy and you’re excited. You look at it, swing it around in your living room, and you just know your dog is going to love it!…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist