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… When I Forgot Bella’s Afternoon Belly Rub
The Owner’s Perspective Like any other weekday, my schedule was brimming with deadlines, zoom meetings, and ending off, a very important conference call. Bella, my faithful golden retriever, had perched herself on the couch,…
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…When “Too Cold for a Walk” Became the Ultimate Betrayal
Owner’s Perspective: To Walk or Not to Walk Here’s the deal: I love my dog, Max, but I’m pretty sure he considers me his personal doorman and chauffeur to the dog park. Any slight…
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… The Day of the Unfulfilled Fetch Frenzy
Owner’s Perspective We have a morning ritual, Sparky and I. A routine carefully choreographed over the years and sealed with an unspoken agreement – the sacred hour of Fetch. It starts with his insistent…
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… The Unintended Betrayal – Forgetting Ball Day
Owner’s Perspective Music and laughter in the park, a joyful scene painted effortlessly by an ordinary breezy Wednesday afternoon. An idyllic setting for a quiet picnic, a little down time, me with a book…
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… and That’s How I Ruined Cheese for My Dog
Owner’s Perspective You see, I had the bright idea of using cheese cubes as training treats for Cooper. I thought it was brilliant (it’s healthy, economical, and, let’s face it, who doesn’t love cheese?).…
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…When Pick-Up Day Nearly Caused a Canine Crisis
The Owner’s Side The week was a whirlwind, and before I knew it, the dreaded day was here—laundry day. Now, as a responsible dog parent, I have a specific dog blanket that sees more…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist