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…The Frisbee That Wasn’t Returned: A Tale of Unrivaled Betrayal
Owner’s Perspective I had no idea how seriously Max took his rule of Frisbee retrieval until that day at the park—the day I ignored the unspoken yet binding chains of our owner-dog Frisbee contract.…
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…The Day the Dog Park Was Closed for Renovations
Owner’s Perspective We’ve all been there, haven’t we? When something you planned doesn’t pan out, and suddenly the day seems darker, like someone flipped off the sun. Well, try explaining that to your excited…
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… When You Missed the Squirrel Alert: A Tale of Doggy Betrayal
Owner’s Perspective I never meant to let him down. As a responsible dog owner, I know that the squirrel alert ranks pretty high up on Rocky’s daily highlight reel. But life has this funny…
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…When Your Best Tricks Don’t Work
The Owner’s Side There’s a rhythm to life with a dog, routines that become second nature after a while. The gentle pulling at your sleeve near bedtime, the eager, expectant eyes as breakfast is…
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… When I Forgot Bella’s Afternoon Belly Rub
The Owner’s Perspective Like any other weekday, my schedule was brimming with deadlines, zoom meetings, and ending off, a very important conference call. Bella, my faithful golden retriever, had perched herself on the couch,…
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…When “Too Cold for a Walk” Became the Ultimate Betrayal
Owner’s Perspective: To Walk or Not to Walk Here’s the deal: I love my dog, Max, but I’m pretty sure he considers me his personal doorman and chauffeur to the dog park. Any slight…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist