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… The Betrayal of the Missing Birthday Song
The Owner’s Side When Charlie’s birthday came around, I was admittedly more preoccupied with a million other things on my checklist. Play date for my kids, grocery shopping, that important project at work. I…
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…The Incident of the Lost Ball
Owner’s Perspective There are days in a dog owner’s life when every single decision rolls like dice, its outcome shaking up the peace in the house. Yesterday was one such day. I had made…
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… A Cold Day in Doggy Hell: The Heater Incident
Owner’s Perspective So, you know the way a chilly winter morning can make you just want to stay tucked in, right? First day of the great freeze, old man winter had finally made his…
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…When Doggie Spa Day Goes Wrong: A Tale of Bath Betrayal
The Owner’s Side Dear reader, picture this: It’s a sweltering summer day, the kind where the sun seems to burn with an almost personal vendetta. Now, Rufus, my Saint Bernard, had spent the morning…
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…The Day the Tug Toy Tore
Owner’s Perspective Sometimes, life doesn’t go according to plan. You buy the perfect toy, one made for Superman’s teeth and Hulk’s tugs. You imagine hours of exciting play, tail-wagging joys, and triumphant tussles. Then,…
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…The Tragic Tale of Unintentional Toy Trauma
Owner’s Perspective Here’s the thing. I’d never dream of purposefully betraying my beloved pup, Duke. But somehow, an act as innocuous as loading the dishwasher led to a heart-rending doggy drama. I mean, who…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist