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… The Day the Squeaky Toy Died
Owner’s Perspective Ah, Sunday, the proverbial day of rest (unless you have a dog). Picture this: It was a beautifully lazy afternoon. Bella, my golden retriever, was snoozing in a sunbeam, tail twitching in…
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…The Day I Tried to Trick My Dog
Owner’s Perspective Here’s the thing about my dog, Rocky: he’s no fool. That’s what I told myself. That’s what I promised him. That’s what I whispered to his bag of expensive, single-ingredient, freeze-dried liver…
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…The Great Brushing Betrayal
The Owner’s Side Here’s a confession: I’ve been lazy about brushing Toby’s coat recently. I know, I know, it’s essential to keep his fur feeling healthy and looking shiny. But sometimes there are chores…
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… The Day of the Unexpected Bath
The Owner’s Side: It’s summer, you know. It gets hot. Toto (name change to protect the innocent) gets hot. He’s a husky. They’re made for cold, snowy days, not this blistering New Jersey heat.…
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…So I Forgot About the Soccer Game
Owner’s Perspective We all have those days when the world hurls a hundred things at you. You’re frantically juggling work, errands, groceries, and an ever-expanding laundry pile—it’s a tornado of tasks, and you tell…
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…The Day I Decided to Work Out with Max
The Owner’s Side There I was, patting myself on the back for deciding to mix it up a bit—with my dog Max as my very unwilling companion. I thought, “Why not bring Max along…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist