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…The Canine Chronicles of Chew Toy Chicanery
Owner’s Perspective It started as an innocent toy replacement; my trusty terrier, Toto, had ripped his favorite stuffed dinosaur apart (again). Little did I know, this well-intentioned replacement would lead me down a path…
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…The Case of the Mysteriously Missing Booties
Owner’s Perspective Confession time: this winter has been brutally cold, even for New Jersey standards. So, in a moment of what I thought was pure genius, I ordered dog booties for Max. I was…
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… When Changing the Morning Walk Routine Becomes Betrayal
The Owner’s Side It all started as a simple plan, a harmless decision to shift our morning routine. I thought it’d be a good thing, you know, to switch our 6 AM walk to…
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…When the Scary Vacuum Steals the Show: A Tale of Noise, Fear and Redemption
Owner’s Perspective On the surface, it was a typical Sunday. The sun was shining. The birds were singing. And I, being the dutiful owner, was about to do the unthinkable crime: vacuum the house.…
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… The Day Rex Lost His Favorite Ball
The Owner’s Side of the Story Picture this: It was a lazy Sunday afternoon, and Rex and I were having our normal chuck-it session at the park. I decided to try a long throw,…
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…Dog Toy Laundry Day: The Ultimate Betrayal
Owner’s Perspective I should have known better, right? A simple laundry day had turned into the biggest betrayal of all time. It was just another Saturday—the birds chirping, the sun shining, and me on…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist