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…The Great Laundry Incident: A Tale of Comfy Chaos and Canine Cold Shoulder
Owner’s Perspective I was simply doing the laundry – an innocent household task. It’s not like I was conducting a secret burger party without inviting Buster, my lovable Golden Retriever. It was Laundry Day,…
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… The Day I Fooled My Dog with a Veggie Treat
Owner’s Perspective There I was, in the filled-to-the-brim pantry, staring at a fresh bag of Stewart Pro-treat Broccoli Florets. You heard me right — broccoli florets, as in ‘vegetable’ treats for dogs. What on…
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… The Day the Squirrel Got Away: A Tale of Lead-Bound Despair
Owner’s Perspective It was supposed to be a much-anticipated game of fetch at the park on a sunny afternoon. Just another delightful day in the park filled with joyful doggy laughter (you know, the…
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… The Day I Almost Forgot the Frisbee
Owner’s Perspective “No harm,” I thought, as we headed to the park. Max, our usually boisterous Golden Retriever, was sitting quietly in the back, his tail thumping softly against the seat in anticipation. It…
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…The Day of the Not-So-Fluffy Coat
Owner’s Perspective Do you know what it’s like to be the villain of your dog’s existence? The perpetrator of such heinous acts that even a belly rub won’t appease? Well, now I do. It…
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…The Life-Changing Betrayal of an Unopened Toy Box
Owner’s Perspective Blame it on the mid-week slump, the pile of work, or maybe the mis-matched socks that did me in that morning. Whatever the reason, I forgot to open the newly delivered Big…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist