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… The Day the Frisbee was Missing: A Tail of Betrayal
Dog-Owner Diary Look, it wasn’t my fault. The classic flying disc, our trusty red Frisbee — the one that Max loves more than his favorite bacon treats — just disappeared. I turned our house…
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…The Day of the Forgotten Fetch Toy
Owner’s Perspective You know how you have those days where you feel overwhelmed, and you just want to sleep off the mental fatigue? Well…that happened to me. That’s what I told myself. That’s what…
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…The Outrageous Outfit Offence and the Furry Fashionista
Owner’s Perspective You know, some dogs look darling in a little outfit. It’s adorable when they prance around showing off their new threads. But when it’s your dog shaking and wriggling to free herself…
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…The Tragedy of the Neglected Squeaky Toy
Owner’s Perspective Well, we all know how easy it is to get carried away during a toy shopping spree for our beloved pups. When I walked into The Hungry Puppy, the enchanting display of…
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… The Ultimate “Do Not Disturb” Drama
Owner’s Perspective So, I thought (naively) that it wouldn’t be a big deal. You see, my “Great Hall” (read: stuffy old office) was being converted into a grand palace of knowledge for this big,…
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…The Big Snip Scandal: An Unanticipated Betrayal
Owner’s Perspective Last week, our lovable lab, Duke, had “the surgery”. Just a routine procedure, really, nothing needing stress or panic. Our vet suggested it, Duke was at the right age, and it was…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist