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…The Unbearable Indignity of Hiccups
Owner’s Perspective Look, we all get hiccups. It’s a small, temporary annoyance. You drink some water, maybe get startled by something, and they’re gone. Hiccups are inconvenient, sure, but they’re not the end of…
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… The Day I Skipped the Bedtime Story
Owner’s Perspective It was just a long, tiring day. Work was in full swing, trying to close my end of the fiscal quarter. You know the ones that make you just want to slip…
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… The Day Teddy Lost His Zooms
Owner’s Perspective I did it. I courageously stepped onto the battlefield of spring cleaning, intent on slaying the dust bunnies and rescuing our home from the clutches of clutter. Armed with nothing but a…
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…The Day I Failed the Fetch Test
Owner’s Perspective As a well-meaning pet owner, your day isn’t complete until you’ve spent quality time with your furry friend, right? At least, that’s what I told myself. That’s what I told Rocky. Heck,…
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… When I Accidentally Turned the Volume Up to Max During Nap Time
The Owner’s Side Try to imagine, if you will, waking up to the loud strains of your favorite television show, amplified to the point of making the windows shake. This, my friends, is the…
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…The Ballad of the Stolen Squeaky Toy
The Owner’s Perspective I swear it was an innocent mistake. Picture this: It was time for our bi-weekly cleanup session in the house when my eyes fell on a mound of dog toys scattered…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist