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…The Case of the Forgotten Bedtime Routine
The Owner’s Side Saturday nights are typically the stuff of legends at our home. Usually, it means extra cuddle time and a movie marathon in the living room with drool-worthy popcorn (at a safe,…
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…The Betrayal of the Stolen Squeaky Toy
Owner’s Perspective It was a day like any other. Blue skies. Birds singing. The sun shining. Until I committed the ultimate doggy transgression without even knowing it. You see, Charlie, my boisterous bulldog, has…
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… The Day I Missed Max’s Favorite T.V. Show
Owner’s Perspective Picture this: the comfiest couch, a steaming cup of tea, and my old pup Max by my side. Max and I have a sacred tradition. Every Saturday evening, on the dot, we…
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…The Day the Squeaker Died
Owner’s Perspective Life with a dog and a toddler is no quiet affair. Don’t get me wrong, it’s full of laughter, running, and absolute joy. But the decibel level in our small suburban home…
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…When the Laundry Dried Out Daisy’s Favorite Teddy
The Owner’s Side Everyone has their security blanket, right? For kids, it might be an actual blanket or a cherished toy. For adults, it could be a phone or the remote control. For Daisy,…
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… The Tale of the Forgotten Fluffy Toy
Owner’s Perspective So, here’s my confession: My dog, Max, has a favorite toy. It’s a floppy, sighing teddy bear we lovingly call Mr. Fluffy. It’s like his best friend. They play together, sleep together,…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist