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…When the Dog Bed Turned into a Storage Spot
The Owner’s Side It all started innocently enough. I was cleaning up the house, trying to declutter, and I saw the dog bed just sitting there, unused. Teddy, my loyal pup, prefers lounging on…
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…The Traumatic Sock Drobe Incident: When Laundry Day Becomes a Standoff
Owner’s Perspective There it was, right in front of me – the desperate pleading in those big brown eyes as they fixed on the basket of laundry I was holding. But it was laundry…
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… The Day My Dog Preferred His Ball Over His Delicious Treat
Owner’s Perspective A few days ago, I did the unthinkable… I gave Max his treat while he was still playing with his favorite red ball. Yeah, I know. I hadn’t realized what a grievous…
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…The Day I Almost Lost My Status as Favorite Human
Owner’s Perspective Here I was, another busy day of work under my belt. Another stack of emails responded to, projects managed, and (I’d like to think) crises averted. The one thing I didn’t account…
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…When the Bedtime Story Betrayal Unfolds
The Owner’s Side It started out as a quiet, routine evening. Dinner time done. Dishes clean. A hot cup of chamomile in my hand. It was time for us to retire to our favourite…
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… The Tale of the Mislaid Squeaky Toy
Owner’s Perspective So there I was, digging through the growing mountain of dog toys scattered across our living room floor. You see, I decided it was high time our humble abode didn’t resemble a…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
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Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist