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…The Unbearable Indignity of Hiccups
Owner’s Perspective Look, we all get hiccups. It’s a small, temporary annoyance. You drink some water, maybe get startled by something, and they’re gone. Hiccups are inconvenient, sure, but they’re not the end of…
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… The Day I Skipped the Bedtime Story
Owner’s Perspective It was just a long, tiring day. Work was in full swing, trying to close my end of the fiscal quarter. You know the ones that make you just want to slip…
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… The Day Teddy Lost His Zooms
Owner’s Perspective I did it. I courageously stepped onto the battlefield of spring cleaning, intent on slaying the dust bunnies and rescuing our home from the clutches of clutter. Armed with nothing but a…
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…The Day I Failed the Fetch Test
Owner’s Perspective As a well-meaning pet owner, your day isn’t complete until you’ve spent quality time with your furry friend, right? At least, that’s what I told myself. That’s what I told Rocky. Heck,…
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… When I Accidentally Turned the Volume Up to Max During Nap Time
The Owner’s Side Try to imagine, if you will, waking up to the loud strains of your favorite television show, amplified to the point of making the windows shake. This, my friends, is the…
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…The Ballad of the Stolen Squeaky Toy
The Owner’s Perspective I swear it was an innocent mistake. Picture this: It was time for our bi-weekly cleanup session in the house when my eyes fell on a mound of dog toys scattered…
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…When the Favorite Toy Fades: A Tale of Canine Woe
Owner’s Perspective It all started so innocently. Max’s beloved squeaker toy, Mr. Barks, had seen better days. Countless chases, tug of wars, and triumphant squeals had left the poor thing more tattered than a…
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… The Time I Broke the Pre-Walk Ritual
Owner’s Perspective Every morning it’s the same routine. Wake up, get ready, and then Sparky and I go for our morning walk. It’s a small ritual but an important one for us. The problem…
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…The Betrayal of Bathtime: A Canine Tale of Sudsy Sorrow
Owner’s Perspective There were muddy paw prints everywhere. Not just on the back door. Not just on the kitchen tiles. Muddy paw prints snaked their way across the white living room carpet and up…
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…The Time I Skipped Our Regular Sunday Park Visit
Owner’s Perspective Sundays are park days. Always have been. At least, until last weekend. I decided that the laundry, which had been piling up for days, needed to be tackled. The weather wasn’t that…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup