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…The Day the Squeaky Toy Went Silent: A Tragic Tale of Unexpected Betrayal
Owner’s Perspective I am a parent of many stuffed animals; some are large, some are hairy, and some have a tough-guy exterior. But the darling of our collection (and Buster’s favorite) was a little…
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… The Day I Decided to Skip the Park
Owner’s Perspective I was tired. It had been one of those days. You know the ones: the deadlines keep punching you, the car refuses to start, your coffee tastes like burnt rubber, and your…
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…The Case of the Unexpected Pool Party
Owner’s Perspective I thought it would be a fantastic idea. That’s how it all started. What could spell more fun than a surprise pool party on a hot summer day? I even splurged on…
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… The Day of the Forgotten Fetch
Owner’s Perspective Yesterday was a beautiful day — perfect weather for a trip to the park with Cooper. Everyone would be there: the fluffy Pomeranian from the next block over, the droopy-eyed Basset Hound,…
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…The Unbearable Indignity of Hiccups
Owner’s Perspective Look, we all get hiccups. It’s a small, temporary annoyance. You drink some water, maybe get startled by something, and they’re gone. Hiccups are inconvenient, sure, but they’re not the end of…
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… The Day I Skipped the Bedtime Story
Owner’s Perspective It was just a long, tiring day. Work was in full swing, trying to close my end of the fiscal quarter. You know the ones that make you just want to slip…
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… The Day Teddy Lost His Zooms
Owner’s Perspective I did it. I courageously stepped onto the battlefield of spring cleaning, intent on slaying the dust bunnies and rescuing our home from the clutches of clutter. Armed with nothing but a…
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…The Day I Failed the Fetch Test
Owner’s Perspective As a well-meaning pet owner, your day isn’t complete until you’ve spent quality time with your furry friend, right? At least, that’s what I told myself. That’s what I told Rocky. Heck,…
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… When I Accidentally Turned the Volume Up to Max During Nap Time
The Owner’s Side Try to imagine, if you will, waking up to the loud strains of your favorite television show, amplified to the point of making the windows shake. This, my friends, is the…
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…The Ballad of the Stolen Squeaky Toy
The Owner’s Perspective I swear it was an innocent mistake. Picture this: It was time for our bi-weekly cleanup session in the house when my eyes fell on a mound of dog toys scattered…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup