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Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?

Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.

Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup

My Dog Really Hates Me Because…

… When I Accidentally Turned the Volume Up to Max During Nap Time

The Owner’s Side

Try to imagine, if you will, waking up to the loud strains of your favorite television show, amplified to the point of making the windows shake. This, my friends, is the unique, heart-stomping experience I unwittingly shared with my ever-so-lovable canine companion, Daisy.

I’m sure you’re all wondering how I landed in this particular pickle jar of predicaments; here’s the scoop. To be completely honest, it was a moment of thoughtless error. Daisy was napping soundly, as only a content, well-treated dog can, on her favorite spot under the windowsill. Determined not to disrupt her peaceful slumber, I thought I’d use headphones to catch up on my favorite TV show. Long story short, I hit a button I intended not to. What I thought would safely direct the sound to my headphones, instead turned the volume up to full on the speaker. You can imagine the shock it must have been, leaping from dreamy doggie dozing to what probably felt like a foot chase scene through downtown Manhattan.

Seeing Daisy’s reaction was overwhelming. She sprung up, ears perked, eyes wide, tail straight as an arrow, displaying the very definition of a startled awakening. She gave me the heartbroken, accusatory stare I deserved, then with a huff and a low whimper, trotted off to the furthest corner of the room. The hurt look was hard to bear. I’m telling you, folks, Shakespeare couldn’t have written a more dramatic scene of betrayal.

Daisy Dramatically Declares her Discontent:

It was a PERFECT afternoon. An afternoon of peaceful, DREAMY, UNDISTURBED napping. I had just found the best position, comfortably sprawled with my back against the cool floor, a refreshing breeze washing over me. Bliss. Absolute, snore-inducing BLISS.

And then, IT HAPPENED. The moment of serene tranquility pierced by the SOUND of car chases, shouting human voices, EXPLOSIONS, MAYHEM! My peaceful world shattered in an INSTANT. It. Was. TERRIFYING. I want to stress the level of absolute, CERTAIN, almost CATACLYSMIC panic experienced in that split second. EXCUSE ME, but a dog needs her beauty sleep!

Those pairs of eyes on the television screen projected a whole world far too vivid for my pre-nap imagination. I left my comfy napping spot, dignity in tatters. I stalked off to the furthest corner of the room, letting out a sorrowful whimper, just loud enough for the perpetrator of this crime against canine tranquility to hear. THE BETRAYAL! It echoes, even now, in my troubled puppy soul.

The Happy Ending

It didn’t take long for the guilt to conspire with Daisy’s wounded-dog act. After numerous failed attempts to invite her back to her napping spot, I yielded to the pressing guilt. It was time for redemption. It was time to make peace with Daisy. I reached for my phone, dialed The Hungry Puppy. I decided to indulge Daisy with her absolute favorite — Primal Freeze-Dried Nuggets. If anything could patch things up, it was surely these.

Arriving home with the promised peace offering, Daisy’s demeanor shifted at the sound of that familiar crinkle of a Primal bag. As I dished out her most-loved nuggets, her tail started to wag, pulled in by the irresistible aroma. She sat, she even offered a paw. Daisy didn’t hold a grudge.

Once heralded as the harbinger of a sound apocalypse, now the bringer of glorious, savory nuggets, I basked in this newfound peace. As Daisy munched on her prized treats, a content sigh escaping her as she finished, I knew I’d been forgiven. Trust restored, all was right in our world again.

Crisis averted. Nuggets savored. Dog no longer hates me (though I’m replacing all the remote batteries just in case).

For the perfect peace offering tailored to your pet’s favorites, visit The Hungry Puppy. Order everything from food to toys and even Primal Freeze-Dried treats — because some apologies need to be delicious. Free local delivery available, or stop by and bring your pup to the dog park!

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