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…Because I Forgot His Birthday
Fred the Forgetful Father Explains: In my defense, I didn’t know dogs kept track of birthdays. I woke up this morning to find Buster sitting by the calendar in the kitchen, staring at the…
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…The Hungry Puppy Was Closed on Monday
Melissa the Monday Mess-Up Confesses: I should have checked the hours. I really, really should have checked the hours. But in my defense, it was Monday morning, I was running on two hours of…
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…I Ate Breakfast Without Sharing
The Owner’s Side Look, I know what you’re thinking. I’m a monster. A terrible, horrible, no-good pet parent. But hear me out. This morning, I woke up early—like, actually early for once—and decided to…
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…the Mailman Came Early
Barbara the Bacon Bandit Says: I should have known something was wrong when Max didn’t bark at 11:47 a.m. See, Max has a schedule. Every single day, the mailman arrives at exactly 11:47, and…
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…I Took Too Long Getting Ready
Slow-Moving Sally Says: I should have known better. When you tell a dog “we’re going out,” you need to be ready to GO. Not in ten minutes. Not after you find your shoes. NOW.…
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…We Drove Past THE Park
The Lady with the Leash Says: This morning started like any other day. I grabbed my keys, and immediately, Max went into full alert mode. Ears up, tail wagging at maximum speed, that look…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist