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…The Day I Tried to Trick My Dog
Owner’s Perspective Here’s the thing about my dog, Rocky: he’s no fool. That’s what I told myself. That’s what I promised him. That’s what I whispered to his bag of expensive, single-ingredient, freeze-dried liver…
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…The Great Brushing Betrayal
The Owner’s Side Here’s a confession: I’ve been lazy about brushing Toby’s coat recently. I know, I know, it’s essential to keep his fur feeling healthy and looking shiny. But sometimes there are chores…
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… The Day of the Unexpected Bath
The Owner’s Side: It’s summer, you know. It gets hot. Toto (name change to protect the innocent) gets hot. He’s a husky. They’re made for cold, snowy days, not this blistering New Jersey heat.…
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…So I Forgot About the Soccer Game
Owner’s Perspective We all have those days when the world hurls a hundred things at you. You’re frantically juggling work, errands, groceries, and an ever-expanding laundry pile—it’s a tornado of tasks, and you tell…
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…The Day I Decided to Work Out with Max
The Owner’s Side There I was, patting myself on the back for deciding to mix it up a bit—with my dog Max as my very unwilling companion. I thought, “Why not bring Max along…
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…The Great Haircut Horror
Owner’s Perspective Something had to be done. Have you ever looked at your pooch and thought, “Wow, the fuzz has taken over”? That was me with Max. His mop of fur was akin to…
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… The Great Treat Jar Incident: When Nothing was Left in the End
Owner’s Perspective It was an ordinary Wednesday. I was busy, juggling my mundane tasks – work, house chores, a listless spate of meetings (you know the sort). My golden retriever, Daisy, was, as usual,…
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…The Great Laundry Incident: A Tale of Comfy Chaos and Canine Cold Shoulder
Owner’s Perspective I was simply doing the laundry – an innocent household task. It’s not like I was conducting a secret burger party without inviting Buster, my lovable Golden Retriever. It was Laundry Day,…
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… The Day I Fooled My Dog with a Veggie Treat
Owner’s Perspective There I was, in the filled-to-the-brim pantry, staring at a fresh bag of Stewart Pro-treat Broccoli Florets. You heard me right — broccoli florets, as in ‘vegetable’ treats for dogs. What on…
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… The Day the Squirrel Got Away: A Tale of Lead-Bound Despair
Owner’s Perspective It was supposed to be a much-anticipated game of fetch at the park on a sunny afternoon. Just another delightful day in the park filled with joyful doggy laughter (you know, the…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup