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…The Saga of a Missed Morning Walk: An Epic Betrayal
The Owner’s Side of Things Have you ever had one of those mornings? You know, where the alarm clock fails to meet expectations, the coffee maker decides to “brew” an abstract form of art…
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… The Day of the Uninvited Houseguest
Penny’s Perspective: The Unexpected Neighbor Visit Ever have one of those friends? You know, the one that shows up unannounced on a whim because they just ‘were passing by’. Yeah, Greg’s one of those.…
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…When I Shrunk the Dog’s Christmas Sweater
Owner’s Perspective ‘Tis the season to be cozy. That’s what I told myself. That’s what I whispered to my credit card as I bought the cutest Christmas sweater for Bella. It was green and…
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…The Tragedy of the Discounted Dog Treats
The Owner’s Side It seemed like such a simple decision at the time — save a few bucks by skipping the high-end dog treats and just grabbing a random brand off the discount rack.…
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…The Great Sock Incident: A Canine Tale of Unexpected Fashion
The Owner’s Side It started innocently enough. It was winter, the sidewalks were icy and salted, and I thought, “What about socks for Max?” (You see those adorable videos of dogs in socks, right?).…
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…When You Accidentally Clip Their Favorite Teddy
Owner’s Perspective It started as an operation of goodwill, an attempt to prolong the life of Charlie’s favorite toy. If I could just snip that frazzled loose string on Teddy’s arm, Teddy could avoid…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because he thinks we are gonna miss the Easter Fun!
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not coming to meet the Easter Bunny or compete in our Easter Biscuit Hunt!! Chances to win a Gift Cards, Pet Treats, AND more for the kids and pets!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup
My Dog Really Hates Me Because…
This is how it all started…
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me – where we celebrate the hilarious, dramatic, and judgmental relationship between dogs and their humans. It all started when The Owner drove past the giant, new digital billboard on Highway 33 in Howell.
The offer was incredible: Two weeks of FREE advertising on that prime piece of real estate. The catch? You had to Comment with your business name and Share the post. Easy enough, right?
But here’s the thing: The contest felt… too easy. A clever marketing trick for a brand new advertising opportunity. “There’s no way…two weeks, they’re just trying to show off the new sign!” a bit later, no brainer, dropped a comment, hit the share button, and promptly forgot all about it, chalking it up as a harmless five-second entry that would surely not yield a small, two-week spot.
“Congratulations! You are the winner of two weeks of FREE advertising on the new Highway 33 Billboard in Howell, NJ!”
Wait. The winner? Not a winner? WHOA!
Now, we have two weeks to speak directly to every commuter, shopper, and traveler passing through Howell on one of its busiest roads. This isn’t just free ad space; it’s a golden ticket to visibility, thanks to a spontaneous comment and a simple share we almost didn’t bother making! The clock is ticking—how are we going to make those two weeks legendary? Thus came to life…
mydoghatesme.com
We shall share stories from both perspectives: the guilty human who “forgot” to share their sandwich, and the deeply offended dog who will never forgive this betrayal.
This project is brought to you by The Hungry Puppy, a family-owned pet supply store serving the community since 1987.
Grumbles
Writer And Journalist