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..Because I Didn’t Stop for My Free Pumpkin (And Disappointed Everyone)
Mom’s Mistake I had a PLAN. It was a good plan. Drive past the sign on Hwy 33 that said, “Free Pumpkin at The Hungry Puppy,” keep driving. We were running late. I had…
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…Because I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat the Mystery Snack
Dave says, “Drop It” Look, The Hungry Puppy’s dog park is clean and well-maintained. But it’s still a dog park. Which means sometimes there are… things. Unidentified things. Rocky found one of these things.…
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…Because She Wouldn’t Let Me Buy Every Treat in the Treat Aisle
Owner’s Perspective We walked into The Hungry Puppy for “just a few things.” That’s what I told myself. That’s what I told my husband. That’s what I whispered to my credit card as we…
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…Because of a Last Minute Meeting
Owner’s Perspective You know that sinking feeling when you realize you’ve broken a promise to the one creature who thinks you hung the moon? That was me last Tuesday. I told Max we’d hit…
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…Because I Bought the Cheapest Kibble at PetSmart
Penny’s Perspective: The Budget Guilt Trip I stood in the pet food aisle at the Big Box store, staring at rows and rows of dog food bags, feeling completely overwhelmed. The premium brands were…
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…Because I Forgot His Birthday
Fred the Forgetful Father Explains: In my defense, I didn’t know dogs kept track of birthdays. I woke up this morning to find Buster sitting by the calendar in the kitchen, staring at the…
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…The Hungry Puppy Was Closed on Monday
Melissa the Monday Mess-Up Confesses: I should have checked the hours. I really, really should have checked the hours. But in my defense, it was Monday morning, I was running on two hours of…
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…I Ate Breakfast Without Sharing
The Owner’s Side Look, I know what you’re thinking. I’m a monster. A terrible, horrible, no-good pet parent. But hear me out. This morning, I woke up early—like, actually early for once—and decided to…
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…the Mailman Came Early
Barbara the Bacon Bandit Says: I should have known something was wrong when Max didn’t bark at 11:47 a.m. See, Max has a schedule. Every single day, the mailman arrives at exactly 11:47, and…
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…I Took Too Long Getting Ready
Slow-Moving Sally Says: I should have known better. When you tell a dog “we’re going out,” you need to be ready to GO. Not in ten minutes. Not after you find your shoes. NOW.…
tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash
…because I didn’t stop for my
but it’s not too late!
Don’t let your dog hate you for not letting the kids enter the pumpkin decorating contest! Chances to win a Gift Card, Pet Treats, AND Age appriate goodies for the kids! Got the cutest Halloween Costumes for the pets? Dress them up and bring them down this weekend!
Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?
Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.
Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup