tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash

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Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?

Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.

Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup

My Dog Really Hates Me Because…

… The Day I Skipped the Bedtime Story

Owner’s Perspective

It was just a long, tiring day. Work was in full swing, trying to close my end of the fiscal quarter. You know the ones that make you just want to slip into bed, no dinner, no chit-chat. And so, when Max’s bedtime came around, I couldn’t muster up the enthusiasm for our traditional bedtime story. The one with the courageous dog rescuing the owner from the evil squirrels (Max’s personal favorite) or the adventure-filled tale of the hide-and-seek championship at the dog park.

“I promise we’ll read two stories tomorrow night, bud,” I told Max, patting his head. Not understanding my weariness or the concept of double stories tomorrow, all he saw was an abrupt halt to his favorite ritual. And the disappointment was evident. His excited tail wagging stopped, his eager eyes fell flat, and the longest, saddest whine followed. I felt the sting in my heart; Max took his favorite plush toy and slumped down in his fluffy bed in silent protest. Ouch.

Max’s Musings

Doggy diary, emergency entry. The unthinkable has happened. NIGHTMARES ARE REAL. No story tonight. I’d been waiting. I was ready. Ears perked up, tail at maximum wag capacity. I even found the perfect warm spot on the carpet.

Special times call for special toys. I brought out Mr. Floppy Ears, my best plush friend. We were READY for adventure. And just when I had settled in, what did she say? “No story tonight.” Just like that. BANG. My dreams – crushed. All at once.

I whined. I whimpered. I did the look, you know, the soulful one that says, “How could you?” Nothing worked. I collected what was left of my dignity, took Mr. Floppy Ears, and proceeded to my bed. I sighed the saddest sigh. And then another, just to ensure she knew the magnitude of BETRAYAL.

Crisis Averted

By the following day, the sad sighs and the lonely whine every time he looked at “Mr. Floppy Ears” got to me. That’s when my eyes fell on the interesting dog bedtime book I’d seen at The Hungry Puppy’s website. “Doggy Dreamland: Unsung Canine Heroes” it was called. An adventurous bedtime book filled with stories of extraordinary dogs. I didn’t think twice.

My fingers flew across my laptop. I placed an order. “Max,” I said, “I think we’ve got a new adventure on our hands.”

The day ended with Max nestled by my side, eyes sparkling with anticipation. As I opened the pages of “Doggy Dreamland”, Mr. Floppy Ears snug in his paw, I read aloud the stories of doggy heroes who’d made a mark unseen. With each word, I watched as Max’s tail beat the floor in a rhythm of pure joy. Every dog bark in the story was met with a happy yip, each sniff with a gentle nose nudge.

Crisis averted. Bedtime story ritual renewed. Dog no longer hates me (despite the story drought).

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