tales of betrayal, judgement, and unconditional love from both sides of the leash

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Ever Wonder What Your Dog is Really Thinking?

Spoiler Alert: They’re judging you. Hard.

Welcome to My Dog Hates Me, where we share hilarious stories told from BOTH perspectives – the guilty dog owner AND the dramatically offended pup

My Dog Really Hates Me Because…

…The Tennis Ball Tragedy: When Fetch Goes Wrong

The Owner’s Perspective

I swear, my intentions were honorable. I thought it was just another day, another game of fetch with Daisy. Who knew things would take such a turn? Have you ever thrown a ball, only to watch in horror as it disappears into an abyss (aka the neighbor’s rosebush)?

It started off as any other sunny Saturday. We were enjoying the beautiful weather, Daisy and I, in the backyard. You should’ve seen her, ears perked up, tail wagging as soon as I picked up her favorite neon-green tennis ball (the one she ignores all her other toys for, if you can believe it). I draw back my arm, she’s practically bouncing on the spot, and off goes the ball. And then…disaster. The ball, with a spectacular arc, lands directly into Mrs. Jenkins’ prized rosebush.

Daisy’s tail stops. Her ears droop. She looks at me, then at the rosebush, then back at me again. Her expression says it all. ‘You betrayed me.’

But seeing Daisy’s crestfallen face, I realized what I had to do.

Daisy’s Doggy Drama: Meatloaf and Frisbees

I was READY. The human had the ball. MY ball. The BEST ball. Everything was PERFECT, and then…NOTHING.

The ball is gone. Into the FOREVER HEDGE. The one that EATS tennis balls. I look back at my human, eyes begging for a miracle. But instead, I get a SORRY? A SORRY? What is sorry going to do against the forever hedge! Does the human not understand the BALL is EVERYTHING?

I walk away, my tail tucked between my legs. Fetch is ruined. My day is ruined. My LIFE is RUINED. I lay down dramatically by the door, ready to pout until the end of time. Or dinner. Whichever comes first.

How Peace Was Restored

I watched Daisy move away with a crushed spirit and knew I had to rectify this. But how? Do I brave the thorny rosebush? No. I had a better idea. ‘Alright, Daisy,’ I said, grabbing my keys. ‘Let’s fix this.’

I drove straight to The Hungry Puppy. I knew they had an array of dog toys. Daisy needed something special, something that could lift her spirit. That’s when I saw it – the brightest, the most enticing red frisbee.

As I walked in with the frisbee, Daisy’s sullen look changed instantly. Her tail began wagging as if it had hit hyperdrive. Her eyes lit up akin to a kid’s on a Christmas morning. And as I flung it across the yard, she sprinted after it with an excitement I hadn’t seen in hours. Victory!

Her return with the triumphant frisbee grip displayed pure joy. She dropped it at my feet, looked up at me, and I swear she smiled.

Crisis averted. Frisbee fetch is now an official thing. Dog no longer hates me (at least until the next tennis ball incident).

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